Hahah!! Told you I'm in a good mood :D
What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A power failure.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
What do men and mascara have in common? They both run at the first sign of emotion.
What's the smartest thing a man can say? "My wife says..."
What's the quickest way to a man's heart? Straight through the rib cage.
Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs.
What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
AND MY FAVOURITE! :D
Why did God create man before woman? Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
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