Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, becasue you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "Barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
When Women Say No : What Women Say (And What They Really Mean)
There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one Jurassic geezer.)
I'm not attracted to you in that way. (You are the ugliest dork I have ever laid eyes upon.)
I've got a boyfriend. (I'd rather stay home alone.)
I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same solar system, much less the same building.)
It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.)
I'm celibate. (One look at you and I'm ready to swear off men altogether.)
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