Time To Go Fishing
A man wakes up one morning and decides to go fishing. He gathers his gear and heads out. Finding what looks like a good place to him hesets out on the ice. He sets up his folding chair, gears up his pole,and picks up the auger and starts to drill. A voice booms from above, 'There are no fish there." The man looksaround and decides to move down the ice. He gathers all his stuff andmoves about 20 inches further away. He again sets up his chair, gets out his thermos and cup and sets his pole near him and grabs the augerand starts to drill. Again a voice booms out and says, "There are no fish there." The manlooks around, he doesn't see anyone. He gets really irritated andgrabs his stuff moves another 10 inches down the ice, throws his stuffon the ground and starts to drill. Again the voice, "I told you there are no fish there." The man looksup and asks, "Who is this - God?" The voice replies, "No, This is the manager of the ice skating rink." [HAHA!]
A Light Bulb Joke
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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